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Real Men Take Dick is masculinity discourse reduced to four filthy words and one wonderfully irritated eye-roll.
If being receptive in bed threatens somebody’s entire concept of manhood, maybe the concept was built from cardboard. That is the joke. Gay men have spent forever sorting sexual position into personality, status, masculinity and every other category that did not ask to be invited into the bedroom. Bottoming does not make somebody less of a man. Topping does not make somebody more of one.
Plenty of “real men” take dick, plenty do not, and none of that tells you who can change a tyre, cry at a wedding, win an argument or carry the groceries. The slogan is horny because it should be. It is also a neat little middle finger to every masculinity test trying to follow you into bed.
Sexual position is not a personality test, no matter how hard the apps try.
Subtlety has already left the room by the time Real Men Take Dick arrives, which is exactly the point. Bring it to adult Pride, gay bars, kink nights, house parties or wherever blunt sexual humour is welcome. It is a dangerous gift for the friend whose sense of humour is already this direct. The words are not consent, a role preference contract or an invitation.
They are a joke with excellent timing. Real men can take dick. Real men can also mind their business, communicate, ask before assuming and stop treating masculinity like a fragile vase.
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Sizing note
These are garment measurements. Compare them with a 3/4 sleeve raglan shirt you already like, and size up if you prefer a roomier fit.
Imperial
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 15½ | 28 |
| S | 17½ | 29 |
| M | 19½ | 30 |
| L | 21½ | 31 |
| XL | 23½ | 32 |
| 2XL | 25½ | 33 |
Metric
| Size | Width (cm) | Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 39.4 | 71.1 |
| S | 44.5 | 73.7 |
| M | 49.5 | 76.2 |
| L | 54.6 | 78.7 |
| XL | 59.7 | 81.3 |
| 2XL | 64.8 | 83.8 |
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