Proud of Myself Organic Cotton Apron

Proud of myself. Also proud of this crust.

The Proud of Myself Organic Cotton Apron is built around rainbow-striped bear and text, reflecting pride and empowerment, with sunlit windowsill and vibrant books enhancing the scene. It turns that design into practical queer kitchenwear with enough personality to work before anyone has even tasted the food.

This design sounds like actual queer conversation rather than a Pride-month committee meeting. The joke, reference or attitude is meant to be clocked by the right person, ideally while they are stealing something directly from your chopping board.

Proud of Myself belongs beside a chopping board, because cooking is already theatre with knives. Add garlic, add attitude, and plate like somebody is watching.

This is for the cook, baker, host, chaotic sous-chef or domestic diva who wants practical kitchen protection without dressing like a tasteful farmhouse catalogue.

It works naturally as a funny queer apron, camp LGBTQ+ cooking gift or Pride kitchen apron, but the niche is the point. This is for the person who wants queer kitchenwear that actually understands the joke instead of adding a rainbow to a stock chef graphic.

The apron is made from substantial 100% organic cotton at 7.08 oz/yd² (240 g/m²), so there is real fabric between your outfit and the tomato sauce. Adjustable back straps and a large divided front pocket keep it practical through prep, cooking, serving and the inevitable clean-up.

Proud of Myself Organic Cotton Apron Details

• 100% organic cotton
• Fabric weight: 7.08 oz/yd² (240 g/m²)
• Adjustable back straps for a comfortable fit across different body shapes
• Updated streamlined neck strap without the buckle shown in some older product photos
• Large front pocket divided into two practical compartments
• Original Queer In The World design

Each apron is made especially for you after you place your order. Producing pieces on demand rather than in bulk helps reduce unnecessary overproduction, so thank you for choosing a more considered way to shop.

Size guide

Dinner is ready. Subtlety is not.