Pro Hoe (Black Text) Organic Cotton Apron

Pro hoe in black: eveningwear for someone glazing buns.

The Pro Hoe (Black Text) Organic Cotton Apron is built around bold affirmations celebrates diverse identities and causes. It turns that design into practical queer kitchenwear with enough personality to work before anyone has even tasted the food.

This belongs to sex-positive queer humour where pleasure can be funny, explicit and completely unashamed. The kitchen provides an irresponsible number of verbs: toss, beat, whip, rub, stuff, glaze, spread, lick and, apparently, eat.

Be pro hoe, pro butter and aggressively anti-bland. Season the food and mind your business.

Wear it for queer dinner parties, fetish-weekend breakfasts, leather-bar pre-drinks, date-night cooking or domestic service with an agreed hierarchy. Aprons are practical. What you wear underneath remains a private negotiation.

Give it to the friend, partner, chosen-family icon or domestic menace who would genuinely appreciate a dirty gay apron. It also lands beautifully as a sex-positive queer cooking gift for anyone allergic to bland, corporate Pride merchandise.

The apron is made from substantial 100% organic cotton at 7.08 oz/yd² (240 g/m²), so there is real fabric between your outfit and the tomato sauce. Adjustable back straps and a large divided front pocket keep it practical through prep, cooking, serving and the inevitable clean-up.

Pro Hoe (Black Text) Organic Cotton Apron Details

• 100% organic cotton
• Fabric weight: 7.08 oz/yd² (240 g/m²)
• Adjustable back straps for a comfortable fit across different body shapes
• Updated streamlined neck strap without the buckle shown in some older product photos
• Large front pocket divided into two practical compartments
• Original Queer In The World design

Each apron is made especially for you after you place your order. Producing pieces on demand rather than in bulk helps reduce unnecessary overproduction, so thank you for choosing a more considered way to shop.

Size guide

Serve cunt, consent and something properly seasoned.