Pink Dick Around & Find Out Socks

Dick around and find out, now available as extremely pink ankle-level consequences.

The Pink Dick Around & Find Out Socks combine queer sexual humour with the sort of sugary colour palette usually reserved for birthday cake. Four designs turn penises into full-print pattern, making these equally suitable for Pride, gifting and situations where respectable trousers need a private joke underneath.

The 95% polyester and 5% elastane knit stretches comfortably over a one-size fit designed for approximately EU 36-45 feet. A contrasting black toe keeps the print from becoming visually unmanageable, which is frankly the only restraint shown here.

Pink Dick Around & Find Out Socks Product Details

• Four full-print penis designs with aggressively pink queer humour.
• 95% polyester and 5% elastane for easy stretch.
• The pink penis-print fit is intended for approximately EU 36-45 feet.
• Crew height uses a black toe to keep the pink print visually grounded.
• Wash the chaos gently and let it air dry before round two.
• A terrible choice for subtlety and an excellent choice for gifting.

Size Guide

This is sold as one size. Check any listed measurements before ordering if fit is critical.

Shipping

Queer In The World ships Pride around the globe. This item ships from one dedicated fulfilment location and will not necessarily be dispatched from within your country. Please allow approximately 7–14 days for delivery, depending on your destination.

If you order other products at the same time, they may arrive separately. We think spreading queer joy worldwide is worth a little travel, but if you need something by a particular date, please contact us before ordering.