Not Today Satan Unisex Tank Top

Not Today Satan is the exact sort of thought that should have escaped the group chat.

The Not Today Satan Unisex Tank Top gives the idea a full visual treatment with with "Not Today Satan" slogan. The phrase is compact, quotable and far more memorable than anything that would survive a brand-safety meeting.

Wear it to brunch, Pride, the beach, the gym, a festival or any social setting that has become dangerously under-supplied with personality.

It also makes a gloriously specific gift for anyone searching for a funny queer tank top, camp LGBTQ+ shirt or sarcastic Pride top, especially when the goal is something that feels like actual queer culture rather than a rainbow pasted onto generic clothing.

Fortunately, the clothing part is much less complicated than the cultural reference. The soft combed and ringspun cotton construction is lightweight enough for warm days and layering, with tri-blend options on selected colors and side seams for a cleaner unisex silhouette. The fabric stays soft while the attitude does not.

Not Today Satan Unisex Tank Top Details

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blend colors are 50% polyester, 25% combed and ringspun cotton, and 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²)
• Tri-blend fabric weight: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed construction
• Unisex fit

Each tank is made especially for you after you place your order. Producing pieces on demand rather than in bulk helps us reduce unnecessary overproduction, so thank you for choosing a more considered way to shop.

Sizing Guide

For a more relaxed fit, consider sizing up. If you prefer a closer fit, choose your usual size or size down depending on your measurements. For extra help, check our Measuring Guide before ordering.