Not Today Satan Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Some problems deserve reflection; others deserve Bianca Del Rio's immediate spiritual rejection.

Bianca Del Rio helped turn “Not today, Satan” into one of Drag Race's defining dismissals during Season 6: sharp, theatrical and perfectly suited to any inconvenience that has mistaken itself for a serious threat. The phrase works because it scales beautifully. Satan can be an enemy, an ex, a deadline, bad lighting, a group project or the person who just suggested leaving the bar early. Bianca's insult-comic authority made the line feel less like prayer and more like a door being shut with excellent timing.

This Bianca Del Rio long sleeve belongs at drag shows, office days, airports, queer brunch and any morning already attempting too much. Heather Deep Teal gives the design a cooler, richer backdrop, Storm keeps the look muted and understated, and White gives the artwork clean contrast. Drag Race clothing for people whose daily boundary-setting benefits from a little demonic framing.

Product details

• Solid colours are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
• Heather colours are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton / 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton / 10% polyester.
• Lightweight 4.2 oz / 142 g/m² fabric with a regular unisex fit.
• Side-seamed construction with a classic crew neck, coverstitched collar and 2 in / 5 cm ribbed cuffs.
• Machine wash cold, inside out on a gentle cycle with similar colours; tumble dry low or hang dry; do not iron directly over the print.

Sizing note

This is a regular-fit unisex long sleeve T-shirt. Width is measured flat across the chest and length from the shoulder to the hem. Compare the measurements with a long sleeve T-shirt you already like; size up if you want more room for layering.

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Shipping

This Queer In The World Original Design is printed to order, so please allow around 2-5 business days for production before dispatch. Making each piece only after it is ordered helps avoid overproduction and unsold inventory, and orders are fulfilled regionally where possible to reduce unnecessary travel. If your order includes other items, they may be produced separately and arrive in more than one parcel.