Not Today Satan Unisex Hoodie

Bianca Del Rio has reviewed the situation and Satan can try another department.

NOT TODAY SATAN is forever tied to Bianca Del Rio's razor-edged drag comedy, and the design works because it looks like the boundary has already been delivered with lashes, lipstick and absolutely no patience. It is the queer equivalent of putting an out-of-office reply on your tolerance: nonsense denied, bad energy rerouted, demonic customer service unavailable.

This Bianca Del Rio-inspired hoodie is for viewing parties, sarcastic coworkers, brunch after a long week and anybody whose resting face already says most of the slogan. Pull the hood up for additional spiritual protection on the commute, or wear it to the function where somebody is almost certainly about to test you. A drag fan hoodie with excellent boundary-setting credentials.

Not Today Satan Unisex Hoodie Product Details

• A soft 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend with the cosy feel you actually want from an everyday hoodie
• A double-lined hood for extra warmth on cold commutes, late-night walks and the journey home after the function
• Air-jet spun yarn gives the fabric a smoother feel while helping reduce pilling through repeat wear
• Double-needle stitching adds durability for something destined to be worn, washed and possibly stolen by the person you are dating
• Stretchy rib-knit cuffs and waistband help the hoodie keep its shape without feeling restrictive
• A roomy front pouch pocket for cold hands, phones, keys and whatever else made it out with you
• An easy unisex cut that works worn close to the body, relaxed, layered, or deliberately oversized

Sizing Guide

The measurements below are the actual garment dimensions, so the easiest way to choose your size is to compare them with a hoodie you already love. Choose your usual size for the intended everyday fit, go up if you want a roomier or more oversized silhouette, or size down if you prefer it closer to the body.

If you are between sizes or want to double-check before ordering, use our Measuring Guide. Please allow a manufacturing tolerance of approximately ½–1 inch on both length and width.

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