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Bianca Del Rio has reviewed the situation and Satan can circle back tomorrow.
Not Today Satan Socks pair stylised eyes and lips with the Drag Race-era catchphrase forever linked to Bianca Del Rio's razor-edged comedy. The face graphic gives the line exactly the correct expression — glamour intact, patience absent, nonsense denied at reception. It is a tiny protective charm for days when your tolerance has already left the building.
These Bianca Del Rio-inspired crew socks are for drag fans, sarcastic coworkers, morning people in theory and anyone who prefers boundaries delivered with lashes. Wear them to a viewing party, brunch, work or any appointment likely to test your spirit. A funny queer gift for the friend whose resting face already says the slogan.
• 60% nylon, 22% cotton, 18% spandex
• Crew length
• Cushioned bottom
• Ribbed leg
Size Guide
| US MEN SHOE SIZE | US WOMEN SHOE SIZE | EU SHOE SIZE | UK SHOE SIZE | |
| M | 6-8.5 | 7-9.5 | 38-41 | 5-7.5 |
| L | 9-11.5 | 10-12.5 | 42-45 | 8-10.5 |
| XL | 12-14.5 | 13-16 | 46-49 | 11-13.5 |
