Not Today Satan Muscle Top

Not today, Satan. Bianca-era refusal remains fully operational.

Not Today Satan became strongly associated with Bianca Del Rio's Drag Race-era humour: theatrical refusal, insult-comedy timing and absolutely no patience for nonsense. Drag brunch, Pride, work-from-home rebellion, club or the friend whose daily boundaries need Bianca-level theatre. The makeup graphic keeps it unmistakably camp.

The Not Today Satan print has one job and does it well: White unisex muscle top reading “NOT TODAY SATAN, NOT TODAY!” with bold makeup graphics. The open-sided cut gives Not Today Satan more attitude than a standard tee without making it fussy. On Not Today Satan, light cotton does the rest.

PRODUCT DETAILS

• 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Wide armhole
• Relaxed, side-seamed fit
• Unisex. Suitable for everyone, no matter where they are on the gender spectrum.

SIZING GUIDE

Sizes are only numbers, but your muscle tee should fit adequately to grant you the comfort and confidence you deserve. That is why we made sure that we have the exact sizing numbers and details available for you.

Consider going a size up for a looser fit, or if you like a slimmer fit, take the size down. If you're still hesitant, check out our handy Measuring Guide to guarantee you have got the right size for you.

Size tolerance: 1/2-1 inch on both length and width.