Not Today Satan Laptop Sleeve

Not Today Satan is the exact sort of thought that should have escaped the group chat.

The design brings together with a bold face graphic and "NOT TODAY SATAN NOT TODAY!" sits closed on black marble, confetti, makeup, lipstick, and champagne nearby. It is less inspirational quote and more tiny social weapon, built for people whose belongings communicate before they do.

It makes a gloriously specific choice for anyone searching for funny queer laptop sleeve, camp LGBTQ+ gift or sarcastic Pride tech accessory, especially when the goal is something that feels like actual queer culture rather than a rainbow pasted onto generic tech.

Fortunately, being fabulous and being useful are not mutually exclusive. The neoprene exterior is light and resistant to water, oil and heat, while the faux-fur lining and padded zipper edge help keep scratches and everyday knocks away from your laptop. Functional, memorable and absolutely not minding its business.

Not Today Satan Laptop Sleeve Details

• 100% neoprene
• Lightweight construction
• Resistant to water, oil and heat
• Snug fit
• Soft faux-fur interior lining
• Top-loading zippered closure with two sliders
• Padded zipper binding
• 13″ sleeve weight: 6.49 oz (220 g)
• 15″ sleeve weight: 8.8 oz (250 g)

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