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The rainbow lettering is conducting an extremely convincing undercover operation.
Nobody Knows I'm Gay! Socks print the secret in full rainbow colour on the white calf, making the contradiction the entire joke. This is closet humour after the closet has clearly ceased functioning: loud socks, loud message, and the wearer insisting with a straight face that nobody has possibly pieced it together.
These funny gay Pride socks are for newly out friends, flamboyant dressers, deadpan comedians and anyone whose 'subtle hints' have historically included Pride flags. They make an excellent gay gift for the person who enjoys pretending their sexuality remains classified while wearing the evidence in capital letters.
• 60% nylon, 22% cotton, 18% spandex
• Crew length
• Cushioned bottom
• Ribbed leg
Size Guide
| US MEN SHOE SIZE | US WOMEN SHOE SIZE | EU SHOE SIZE | UK SHOE SIZE | |
| M | 6-8.5 | 7-9.5 | 38-41 | 5-7.5 |
| L | 9-11.5 | 10-12.5 | 42-45 | 8-10.5 |
| XL | 12-14.5 | 13-16 | 46-49 | 11-13.5 |
