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A No Tea, No Shade, No Pink Lemonade t-shirt for drag-coded diplomacy, playful refusal, and the rare conversation where nobody needs to spill anything.
No Tea No Shade No Pink Lemonade gives a familiar piece of queer and drag vocabulary a refreshment break. The drink graphic keeps the line playful, with a smile and a straw doing some of the delivery. It is a shirt for someone who knows gossip and critique can be entertaining without needing to become the entire afternoon's agenda.
Sometimes you have news, sometimes you have an opinion, and sometimes somebody else's drama is simply not your chosen beverage. Wear the slogan to a viewing party, brunch or bar where the right people will hear its rhythm immediately. The humour leaves room to enjoy the conversation while being selective about which parts deserve another round of your energy.
Jeans and trainers can make the graphic a casual daytime joke; a jacket can carry it into a more deliberate evening look. Give it to the friend who delivers boundaries with excellent timing, or keep it for your own next social appearance. The shirt brings the refreshment, leaving the amount of shade entirely up to the person wearing it.
Product details
Sizing note
Measurements are taken flat and may vary by up to 1 inch. For a relaxed fit, size up. Compare the chart with a favourite tee before ordering.
Imperial
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27 | 16½ |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Metric
| Size | Length (cm) | Width (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 68.6 | 41.9 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 |
| 5XL | 88.9 | 81.3 |
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This Queer In The World Original Design is printed to order, so please allow around 2-5 business days for production before dispatch. Making each piece only after it is ordered helps avoid overproduction and unsold inventory, and orders are fulfilled regionally where possible to reduce unnecessary travel. If your order includes other items, they may be produced separately and arrive in more than one parcel.
