Never Owned A Vibrator Unisex Tank Top

Some personal histories are private; this one has chosen cotton.

The Never Owned A Vibrator Unisex Tank Top gives the idea a full visual treatment with with "Whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend never owned a vibrator!" Bold femme, red-streaked hair, hands on hips, posing in front of a neon geometric backdrop. It lives in the gloriously unfiltered corner of queer culture where dating apps, sex jokes, kink and innuendo are allowed to be funny rather than airbrushed out for respectability.

Throw it on for a queer night out, beach day, gym session or Sunday recovery brunch and let the right people clock the joke immediately.

For gifting, it sits neatly between a adult queer tank top, funny gay tank top and queer nightlife outfit, making it a strong choice for chosen family, queer friends or the person whose wardrobe already communicates before they do.

Underneath the personality is an easy everyday unisex tank made from soft combed and ringspun cotton, with lightweight tri-blend options depending on the color. The side-seamed construction gives it a cleaner shape, while the sleeveless cut works just as well layered for a queer night out as it does at the gym, beach or festival. The fit stays easy even when the conversation does not.

Never Owned A Vibrator Unisex Tank Top Details

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blend colors are 50% polyester, 25% combed and ringspun cotton, and 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²)
• Tri-blend fabric weight: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed construction
• Unisex fit

Each tank is made especially for you after you place your order. Producing pieces on demand rather than in bulk helps us reduce unnecessary overproduction, so thank you for choosing a more considered way to shop.

Sizing Guide

For a more relaxed fit, consider sizing up. If you prefer a closer fit, choose your usual size or size down depending on your measurements. For extra help, check our Measuring Guide before ordering.