Never Owned A Vibrator Socks

Diamonds have been informed that the competition now vibrates.

Never Owned A Vibrator Socks spell out the gloriously sex-positive line about whoever called diamonds a girl's best friend clearly never owning a vibrator, wrapping the joke in bold multicolour typography. It flips an old luxury cliché into something much more useful: pleasure, autonomy and the radical possibility that jewellery may not actually be the most exciting thing in the drawer.

These funny vibrator slogan socks are for lesbians, bi women, sex-positive feminists and anyone whose idea of self-care includes charged batteries. They make a wicked queer gift for the friend who already knows pleasure does not require a partner, a proposal or several months' salary — just privacy and perhaps a bedside socket.

• 60% nylon, 22% cotton, 18% spandex
• Crew length
• Cushioned bottom
• Ribbed leg

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