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Masc4masc logged off and came back with a mascara wand.
MASC 4 MASCARA takes one of gay dating culture's most notorious profile phrases and fixes it with a single cosmetic substitution. The joke lands because 'masc4masc' has often carried a whole hierarchy of straight-passing masculinity, while mascara proudly points the other way — lashes, makeup boys, femme gays, drag influence and zero interest in auditioning for heterosexual approval.
This funny gay makeup hoodie is for the queer who would rather compare lash formulas than prove how masculine they can look in a fishing photo. Wear it to Pride, brunch, the beauty counter, a drag show or a date where the slogan can screen for sense of humour before you have to. It is camp, readable and magnificently allergic to masc gatekeeping.
Masc 4 Mascara Unisex Hoodie Product Details
Sizing Guide
The measurements below are the actual garment dimensions, so the easiest way to choose your size is to compare them with a hoodie you already love. Choose your usual size for the intended everyday fit, go up if you want a roomier or more oversized silhouette, or size down if you prefer it closer to the body.
If you are between sizes or want to double-check before ordering, use our Measuring Guide. Please allow a manufacturing tolerance of approximately ½–1 inch on both length and width.
Imperial Sizing Chart
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
Metric Sizing Chart
| Size | Length (cm) | Width (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 69 | 51 |
| M | 71 | 56 |
| L | 74 | 61 |
| XL | 76 | 66 |
| 2XL | 79 | 71 |
| 3XL | 81 | 76 |
| 4XL | 84 | 81 |
| 5XL | 86 | 86 |

