Make Drag Not War Unisex Hoodie

Diplomacy has failed, so somebody send in the queen with the red gown.

Make Drag Not War pairs anti-war parody with a dramatic drag performer, replacing military posturing with wigs, contour and the far more productive question of who is doing the lip-sync. The visual absurdity gives the slogan bite: obviously drag cannot solve geopolitics, but the world could still use fewer missiles, fewer strongmen and substantially more people committed to an entrance.

This drag queen peace hoodie belongs at Pride marches, queer protests, viewing parties and the cold part of any night where glamour has outlasted the weather. It makes a funny political queer gift for performers, activists and the friend who would absolutely negotiate a ceasefire if allowed to control the soundtrack, lighting and final reveal.

Make Drag Not War Unisex Hoodie Product Details

• A soft 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend with the cosy feel you actually want from an everyday hoodie
• A double-lined hood for extra warmth on cold commutes, late-night walks and the journey home after the function
• Air-jet spun yarn gives the fabric a smoother feel while helping reduce pilling through repeat wear
• Double-needle stitching adds durability for something destined to be worn, washed and possibly stolen by the person you are dating
• Stretchy rib-knit cuffs and waistband help the hoodie keep its shape without feeling restrictive
• A roomy front pouch pocket for cold hands, phones, keys and whatever else made it out with you
• An easy unisex cut that works worn close to the body, relaxed, layered, or deliberately oversized

Sizing Guide

The measurements below are the actual garment dimensions, so the easiest way to choose your size is to compare them with a hoodie you already love. Choose your usual size for the intended everyday fit, go up if you want a roomier or more oversized silhouette, or size down if you prefer it closer to the body.

If you are between sizes or want to double-check before ordering, use our Measuring Guide. Please allow a manufacturing tolerance of approximately ½–1 inch on both length and width.

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