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The Lesbosaurus has emerged, and she is magnificently prehistoric.
A colorful dinosaur and pink “LESBOSAURUS” lettering make a queer pun into a character you might actually want to meet. The joke is silly in a very deliberate way. It treats lesbian identity as a source of play rather than a category that must always be solemnly explained.
Wear it to a casual gathering, a cold walk, or the friend’s place where an absurd animal graphic will get the right response. The dinosaur gives the word its punchline before anyone finishes reading. It is friendly, loud, and a little gloriously unreasonable on a simple crewneck. Her arrival is unlikely to be subtle.
There are many ways to be lesbian, and this cartoon is not trying to represent all of them. It is a bit of in-group joy for the person who happens to love dinosaurs, puns, and clothing that makes another queer person laugh. The wearer decides how much of the joke to share.
The dinosaur is not here to teach a history lesson or make anyone more palatable. She is here because “Lesbosaurus” is a ridiculous, excellent word and deserves an appropriately colorful creature. If somebody laughs when they spot her, the garment has done its work. You can enjoy the grin too.
Product details
Sizing note
This is a classic-fit unisex sweatshirt. Width is measured flat across the chest and sleeve from the center back. Compare these garment measurements with a sweatshirt you own; choose a larger size for a roomier fit. Allow approximately 0.5 to 1 in tolerance on length and width.
Imperial
| Size | Width, laid flat | Length | Sleeve, center back |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20 in | 27 in | 33.5 in |
| M | 22 in | 28 in | 34.5 in |
| L | 24 in | 29 in | 35.5 in |
| XL | 26 in | 30 in | 36.5 in |
| 2XL | 28 in | 31 in | 37.5 in |
| 3XL | 30 in | 32 in | 38.5 in |
| 4XL | 32 in | 33 in | 39.5 in |
| 5XL | 34 in | 34 in | 40.5 in |
Metric
| Size | Width, laid flat | Length | Sleeve, center back |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 50.8 cm | 68.6 cm | 85.1 cm |
| M | 55.9 cm | 71.1 cm | 87.6 cm |
| L | 61 cm | 73.7 cm | 90.2 cm |
| XL | 66 cm | 76.2 cm | 92.7 cm |
| 2XL | 71.1 cm | 78.7 cm | 95.3 cm |
| 3XL | 76.2 cm | 81.3 cm | 97.8 cm |
| 4XL | 81.3 cm | 83.8 cm | 100.3 cm |
| 5XL | 86.4 cm | 86.4 cm | 102.9 cm |
Shipping
This item is made especially for you only after you order it, helping us avoid unnecessary overproduction, excess stock and waste. Because your piece is created on demand rather than pulled from a warehouse shelf, please allow around 2–5 business days for production before dispatch. Most orders then arrive within approximately 3–4 business days after shipping, although carrier delays and busy periods can occasionally add a little extra time.
