Lesbosaurus Pride Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Prehistoric lesbians apparently survived the meteor and several centuries of compulsory heterosexuality.

Lesbosaurus is a gloriously unserious lesbian pun, and adding Pride gives the dinosaur even more reason to stomp around visibly. Queer merch often gets trapped between political seriousness and saccharine affirmation; this sits happily in a third lane where a dinosaur can carry the identity.

The joke also has a tiny cultural truth buried inside it: lesbians have always existed, even when history records them badly, euphemises relationships or assumes every woman sharing a home with another woman was simply very committed to friendship. This lesbian dinosaur long sleeve belongs at Pride, museums, queer game nights, dates and anywhere a sapphic palaeontology joke can find oxygen.

Storm keeps the look muted and understated, Gold adds a warm, high-impact backdrop, and White gives the artwork clean contrast. Funny lesbian clothing for people whose queerness has excellent fossil resistance.

There is a useful difference between generic Pride merchandise and a shirt with a precise point of view. Lesbosaurus Pride keeps the message specific, and using the dinosaur graphic makes it memorable enough to wear beyond a single event.

The result is a graphic piece that can live in an everyday wardrobe while still carrying the exact phrase, joke or value that made you choose it.

Product details

• Solid colours are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
• Heather colours are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton / 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton / 10% polyester.
• Lightweight 4.2 oz / 142 g/m² fabric with a regular unisex fit.
• Side-seamed construction with a classic crew neck, coverstitched collar and 2 in / 5 cm ribbed cuffs.
• Machine wash cold, inside out on a gentle cycle with similar colours; tumble dry low or hang dry; do not iron directly over the print.

Sizing note

This is a regular-fit unisex long sleeve T-shirt. Width is measured flat across the chest and length from the shoulder to the hem. Compare the measurements with a long sleeve T-shirt you already like; size up if you want more room for layering.

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Shipping

This Queer In The World Original Design is printed to order, so please allow around 2-5 business days for production before dispatch. Making each piece only after it is ordered helps avoid overproduction and unsold inventory, and orders are fulfilled regionally where possible to reduce unnecessary travel. If your order includes other items, they may be produced separately and arrive in more than one parcel.