Honey, let's spill the real tea: Every queen, king, and non-binary deity needs that snatched go-to hoodie to lounge in, serve looks, and slay even on their off days. Well, guess what, babes? You’ve just stumbled upon your new obsession, the ultimate hoodie fantasy that's about to turn your world upside down!
This Lesbosaurus Unisex Hoodie? It’s not just soft, it’s like wrapping yourself in a cloud made of dreams and fierce queer magic. The kind of cozy that makes you wanna strut your stuff from the living room to the club, turning sidewalks into runways and yoga mats into dance floors. It’s so extra, you’ll never want to take it off, serving comfort realness 24/7.
And let’s talk style, because, darling, this isn't just any hoodie. It’s a statement, a movement, a wearable protest against all things basic and bland. Perfect for those cooler evenings when you wanna keep warm but still let the world know you’re hot stuff. It’s your winter weapon in the battle against drab, darling.
Wear this hoodie with all the PRIDE, courage, sass, and fabulosity we poured into it. It’s not just clothing; it’s a canvas for your unique expression, a celebration of all the shades of the queer rainbow. Whether you're voguing in your velvet throne or serving fishy realness at brunch, let this hoodie be your superhero cape, your glitter bomb, your declaration of divine queerness.
So, to all my fabulous creatures of the night and dazzling day-walkers, this hoodie is your call to arms (and legs, and everything in between). Wrap yourself in its embrace, feel the power of a thousand disco balls coursing through your veins, and step out into the world with the confidence of a drag queen with a standing ovation.
Love it, flaunt it, werk it, honey. This isn’t just a hoodie; it’s your badge of honor, a love letter to yourself and the whole queer community, stitched with pride, courage, and a whole lot of sparkle. Now go ahead, be fierce, be fearless, be fabulously you x
LESBOSAURUS UNISEX HOODIE PRODUCT DETAILS
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50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Double-lined hood
- Double-needle stitching throughout
- Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
- 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
- Front pouch pocket
- Unisex. Suitable for everyone, no matter where they are on the gender spectrum.
LESBOSAURUS UNISEX HOODIE SIZING GUIDE
Sizes are only numbers, but your muscle tee should fit adequately to grant you the comfort and confidence you deserve. That is why we made sure that we have the exact sizing numbers and details available for you.
Consider going a size up for a looser fit, or if you like a slimmer fit, take the size down. If you're still hesitant, check out our handy Measuring Guide to guarantee you have got the right size for you.
Size tolerance: 1/2-1 inch on both length and width.
