Lesbosaurus Socks

Extinction was cancelled after scientists discovered one extremely gay dinosaur.

Lesbosaurus Socks put a colourful dinosaur beside the gloriously unnecessary word LESBOSAURUS, proving once again that lesbian humour improves when paleontology becomes involved. The joke is pure queer nonsense — ancient reptile, modern identity, zero scientific peer review — and the bright creature gives the design actual cartoon personality rather than relying on the pun alone.

These funny lesbian dinosaur socks are for dino nerds, museum gays, Jurassic lesbians and friends whose humour has evolved in deeply questionable directions. They make a fantastic sapphic novelty gift for the woman who knows several dinosaur names, owns at least one practical jacket and will absolutely forgive the taxonomy because the pun is too good.

• 60% nylon, 22% cotton, 18% spandex
• Crew length
• Cushioned bottom
• Ribbed leg

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