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Smiling person in a red hoodie reading “LABELS ARE FOR SOUP CANS, NOT HUMAN BEINGS.”
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Front-facing black pullover hoodie reading “LABELS ARE FOR SOUP CANS, NOT HUMAN BEINGS.”
Military green hoodie on a hanger with colorful text, “Labels are for soup cans, not human beings.”
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    Labels Are For Soup Cans Unisex Hoodie

    $54.99 $89.99

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      Labels Are For Soup Cans sends compulsory identity paperwork directly to the pantry.

       

      The slogan works because it leaves room for nuance: labels can be useful, freeing and deeply meaningful when somebody chooses one, but exhausting when other people insist on a neat answer for their own convenience. Soup cans need mandatory labels. Human beings are allowed to be questioning, fluid, unlabeled or simply uninterested in providing a category on request.

      This queer anti-label hoodie is for questioning people, fluid identities, campus, Pride and anyone who has answered 'but what exactly are you?' enough times. Wear it oversized with cargos or curled up on the sofa where no taxonomy is required. A witty LGBTQ+ gift with very good pantry policy and absolutely no compulsory ingredients list for the wearer.

       

      Labels Are For Soup Cans Unisex Hoodie Product Details

       

      • 50% cotton / 50% polyester
      • Soft fleece interior
      • Double-lined hood
      • Front pouch pocket
      • Ribbed cuffs and waistband with stretch
      • Air-jet spun yarn to help reduce pilling
      • Double-needle stitching for added durability
      • Unisex fit that works regular, relaxed or oversized

       

      Sizing Guide

       

      The measurements below are the actual garment dimensions, so compare them with a hoodie you already love rather than relying only on the letter size. Choose your usual size for the intended fit, go up for a roomier or more oversized look, or size down if you prefer it closer to the body.

      If you are between sizes, check our Measuring Guide before ordering. Please allow a manufacturing tolerance of approximately ½–1 inch on both length and width.

       

      Imperial Sizing Chart

      Size Length (in) Width (in)
      S 27 20
      M 28 22
      L 29 24
      XL 30 26
      2XL 31 28
      3XL 32 30
      4XL 33 32
      5XL 34 34

       

      Metric Sizing Chart

      Size Length (cm) Width (cm)
      S 69 51
      M 71 56
      L 74 61
      XL 76 66
      2XL 79 71
      3XL 81 76
      4XL 84 81
      5XL 86 86
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