It's Not Pie Unisex Sweatshirt

It's Not Pie puts a rainbow heart next to the equality argument because apparently basic rights still need a dessert metaphor.

The design works around one beautifully simple point: equality is not a pie that gets smaller when somebody else receives a slice. Marriage, healthcare, safety, dignity and legal protection do not run out because queer or trans people get them too. The rainbow heart keeps the message warm while the slogan gives it enough wit to feel conversational rather than preachy.

This LGBTQ+ equality sweatshirt is made for teachers, activists, political nerds and anyone who has had the same rights conversation enough times to require snacks. Style it with denim or cargos for everyday queer streetwear. A clever Pride crewneck for somebody who likes their politics clear, their metaphor accessible and their pie preferably actual.

It's Not Pie Unisex Sweatshirt Product Details

• 50% cotton / 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Classic unisex fit with no centre crease
• Soft air-jet spun yarn to help reduce pilling
• Rib-knit collar with spandex for comfortable stretch
• Double-needle stitching at the collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs and hem

Sizing Guide

The measurements below are the actual sweatshirt dimensions, so compare them with a crewneck you already love rather than relying only on the letter size. Choose your usual size for the intended classic fit, go up if you want a roomier or more oversized silhouette, or size down if you prefer it closer to the body.

If you are between sizes, check our Measuring Guide before ordering. Please allow a manufacturing tolerance of approximately ½–1 inch on both length and width.

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