I'm The Throat Goat Unisex Sweatshirt

I'm The Throat Goat puts a cartoon goat on a crewneck and somehow turns one filthy boast into premium queer camp.

The playful goat illustration is exactly the right visual for a slogan that already sounds like an award nobody's mother should have to hear about. The joke works because the animal makes the internet slang literal without the artwork becoming explicit, giving the sweatshirt enough edge for queer nightlife while still looking like a proper graphic piece. It is shameless, funny and self-aware in the way the best gay adult humour should be.

This Throat Goat sweatshirt is made for Pride after dark, kink weekends, bachelor parties and the friend whose reputation has somehow become a title. Style it with black denim, boots or a long coat for a cleaner queer streetwear look. A filthy-funny gay crewneck for somebody who likes their bragging absurd, their fleece soft and their compliments wildly inappropriate.

I'm The Throat Goat Unisex Sweatshirt Product Details

• 50% cotton / 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Classic unisex fit with no centre crease
• Soft air-jet spun yarn to help reduce pilling
• Rib-knit collar with spandex for comfortable stretch
• Double-needle stitching at the collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs and hem

Sizing Guide

The measurements below are the actual sweatshirt dimensions, so compare them with a crewneck you already love rather than relying only on the letter size. Choose your usual size for the intended classic fit, go up if you want a roomier or more oversized silhouette, or size down if you prefer it closer to the body.

If you are between sizes, check our Measuring Guide before ordering. Please allow a manufacturing tolerance of approximately ½–1 inch on both length and width.

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