I'm The Throat Goat Socks

The goat brought blue briefs, muscles and a dagger because apparently the title needed lore.

I'm The Throat Goat Socks feature a chunky, muscular cartoon goat in blue briefs holding a dagger beneath the explicit slogan, pushing the internet's filthy compliment into full fantasy-character territory. The animal pun is already outrageous; adding bodybuilder proportions and weaponry makes it look like oral expertise somehow unlocked a boss battle.

These explicit queer novelty socks are for filthy-humour gays, kink parties, bachelor weekends and friends whose reputations have developed into formal titles. They make a hilariously inappropriate adult gift for somebody who will understand the phrase immediately and appreciate that the goat has taken the assignment far too seriously.

• 60% nylon, 22% cotton, 18% spandex
• Crew length
• Cushioned bottom
• Ribbed leg

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