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White “I'm The Throat Goat” muscle tank with muscular goat-person art, worn by a person at sunset on the beach
Front view of a white muscle tank with a goat-man graphic and “I’M THE THROAT GOAT” text
White, relaxed-fit “I’M THE THROAT GOAT” muscle top with cartoon goat graphic, worn by a smiling, muscular guy at the gym.
White unisex
Unisex relaxed fit “I’M THE THROAT GOAT” muscle tank, goat-headed figure in undies; rainbow flags, queer festival backdrop.
I'm The Throat Goat Muscle Top in bold print with goat graphic

    I'm The Throat Goat Muscle Top

    $36.69 $51.69

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      Throat Goat, muscular goat-man, absolutely no modest résumé.

      Gay bar, Pride afterparty, fetish weekend, adult festival, beach party or the friend group's most irresponsible brunch. Wide armholes and the muscular goat-man art make this a horny gay muscle tank that understands it is clothing for being looked at. The artwork on I'm The Throat Goat stays specific with White unisex "I'm The Throat Goat" muscle top with cartoon goat and bold slogan.

      Throat Goat is contemporary sex-positive slang for somebody with legendary oral skills. Pairing it with a muscular goat-man illustration makes the joke gloriously literal and turns a horny claim into full cartoon branding.

      The I'm The Throat Goat graphic is already doing enough; its silhouette can stay simple. For I'm The Throat Goat, light cotton, open sides and good shoulders are the entire garment brief.

       

      PRODUCT DETAILS

       

      • 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
      • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
      • 32 singles
      • Wide armhole
      • Relaxed, side-seamed fit
      • Unisex. Suitable for everyone, no matter where they are on the gender spectrum.

       

      SIZING GUIDE

       

      Sizes are only numbers, but your muscle tee should fit adequately to grant you the comfort and confidence you deserve. That is why we made sure that we have the exact sizing numbers and details available for you.

      Consider going a size up for a looser fit, or if you like a slimmer fit, take the size down. If you're still hesitant, check out our handy Measuring Guide to guarantee you have got the right size for you.

      Size guide

      Size Shirt width (in) Shirt length (in) Chest to fit (in)
      S 18 26 34-37
      M 20 27 38-41
      L 21 5/8 28 42-45
      XL 23 5/8 29 46-49
      2XL 25 5/8 30 50-53

      Metric measurements

      Size Shirt width (cm) Shirt length (cm) Chest to fit (cm)
      S 46 66 86-94
      M 51 69 97-104
      L 53 71 107-114
      XL 58 74 117-124
      2XL 64 76 127-135

      Size tolerance: 1/2-1 inch on both length and width.

       

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