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I’m The Throat Goat is not subtle, not coy and definitely not the shirt for somebody still pretending oral sex is too embarrassing to joke about.
A muscular horned goat standing behind one of gay slang’s filthiest little titles is exactly the sort of visual commitment this phrase deserves. No tasteful euphemism, no “cheeky adult humour” voice, no pretending everyone in the bar does not know what throat goat means. The fun is in the brag. Maybe it is true. Maybe it is delusion. Maybe the wearer has references.
The shirt does not need to verify the claim because confidence this unreasonable is already half the joke. Queer nightlife has always made room for sexual language that is loud, stupid, boastful and funny, and this one earns its place by taking the metaphor all the way into bodybuilding livestock.
I'm The Throat Goat reads like a warning label written by somebody having far too much fun. Put it into rotation for gay bars, Pride after dark, kink nights, house parties or anywhere the audience understands that a slogan is not consent. That part still matters, even when the joke is filthy.
The raglan shape makes the whole thing even better because it frames an outrageous sexual boast like an innocent baseball shirt. Gift it only to the friend whose reputation can survive the allegation. The goat is strong. The throat is apparently stronger. Further peer review is between consenting adults.
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Sizing note
These are garment measurements. Compare them with a 3/4 sleeve raglan shirt you already like, and size up if you prefer a roomier fit.
Imperial
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 15½ | 28 |
| S | 17½ | 29 |
| M | 19½ | 30 |
| L | 21½ | 31 |
| XL | 23½ | 32 |
| 2XL | 25½ | 33 |
Metric
| Size | Width (cm) | Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 39.4 | 71.1 |
| S | 44.5 | 73.7 |
| M | 49.5 | 76.2 |
| L | 54.6 | 78.7 |
| XL | 59.7 | 81.3 |
| 2XL | 64.8 | 83.8 |
Shipping
This Queer In The World Original Design is printed to order, so please allow around 2-5 business days for production before dispatch. Making each piece only after it is ordered helps avoid overproduction and unsold inventory, and orders are fulfilled regionally where possible to reduce unnecessary travel. If your order includes other items, they may be produced separately and arrive in more than one parcel.
