I'm Talking WAP! Organic Cotton Apron

WAP: whisk, add, plate. We are saying nothing else in front of your mother.

The I'm Talking WAP! Organic Cotton Apron is a organic cotton kitchen apron featuring Young tattooed person flipping pancakes in a warmly lit kitchen, wearing the I'm Talking WAP! Organic Cotton Apron. The apron features a cat illustration and playful text. It turns the I'm Talking WAP! design into practical queer kitchenwear with enough personality to make the apron part of the outfit, not just protection from dinner.

WAP is the 2020 Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion collaboration that turned sexual explicitness into a pop-cultural event and conservative moral panic. The apron keeps the acronym but relocates the wetness to something safer for the family group chat: whisk, add, plate.

Whisk, add, plate. Cardi can explain the rest after dinner.

Ideal for sex-positive households, kinky brunch, Pride hosting and the person who hears 'yes chef' and immediately makes it inappropriate.

This lands somewhere between a dirty gay apron and a genuinely useful sexy chef apron. Gift it to the domestic daddy, dyke baker, drag brunch host, queer foodie or kitchen menace who deserves a queer kink cooking gift with real personality.

The apron itself is sturdy 100% organic cotton with adjustable back straps and a large divided front pocket. The current neck-strap design has been streamlined for comfort, so older product photos may show a buckle that is no longer used. The sexy-chef fantasy does not require abs, a specific gender or a particular body shape. Tie the straps where they feel good, expose whatever you want underneath and let the food be the only thing judged.

I'm Talking WAP! Organic Cotton Apron Details

• Original Queer In The World I'm Talking WAP! design
• 100% organic cotton
• Fabric weight: 7.08 oz/yd² (240 g/m²)
• Adjustable back straps for a comfortable fit across different body shapes
• Updated streamlined neck strap without the buckle shown in some older product photos
• Large front pocket divided into two practical compartments
• Ideal for Date-night cooking, queer dinner parties, kinky brunches, Pride hosting and sex-positive households
• A sharply specific dirty gay apron or queer kink cooking gift
• Useful protection against flour, grease, sauce and overconfident whisking

Each apron is made especially for you after you place your order. Producing pieces on demand rather than in bulk helps reduce unnecessary overproduction, so thank you for choosing a more considered way to shop.

Size guide

Sizing note: This is a one-size apron. Use the apron measurements below to check the fit and coverage you prefer.

Imperial Sizing Chart (inches)

Metric Sizing Chart (cm)

Yes chef. Yes Daddy. Yes to another helping.