I'm An Instant Star Unisex Sweatshirt

I'm An Instant Star gives the pop-art portrait a just-add-water level of fame and zero interest in waiting for discovery.

The bold illustrated face and slogan make the design feel like a retro advertisement for charisma — bright portrait, impossible claim, and the delicious assumption that celebrity is merely a preparation method. It is camp show-business confidence for theatre people, drag fans and anyone whose karaoke performance has ever been treated like a career opportunity.

This camp star sweatshirt is made for rehearsals, auditions, queer nights and cold backstage corridors where pre-fame still requires good fleece. Style it with black trousers, boots or a dramatic coat and let the pop-art portrait do the self-promotion. A premium LGBTQ+ crewneck for somebody whose obscurity is clearly temporary.

I'm An Instant Star Unisex Sweatshirt Product Details

• 50% cotton / 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Classic unisex fit with no centre crease
• Soft air-jet spun yarn to help reduce pilling
• Rib-knit collar with spandex for comfortable stretch
• Double-needle stitching at the collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs and hem

Sizing Guide

The measurements below are the actual sweatshirt dimensions, so compare them with a crewneck you already love rather than relying only on the letter size. Choose your usual size for the intended classic fit, go up if you want a roomier or more oversized silhouette, or size down if you prefer it closer to the body.

If you are between sizes, check our Measuring Guide before ordering. Please allow a manufacturing tolerance of approximately ½–1 inch on both length and width.

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