I'm An Instant Star Unisex Hoodie

I'm An Instant Star suggests fame requires water, stirring and absolutely no audition.

The retro-style illustrated face and 'just add water' joke turn celebrity ambition into a shelf-stable product, which is exactly the right level of delusion for queer theatre people. It feels like vintage showbiz advertising for charisma: colourful portrait, impossible claim, and the assumption that obscurity is only a temporary manufacturing delay.

This camp star hoodie is for performers, drama students, drag fans and friends who treat karaoke like an industry showcase. Wear it to rehearsals, auditions, cold backstage corridors or the supermarket if the produce aisle deserves a celebrity appearance. Soft fleece for the pre-fame era, before the imaginary publicist starts insisting on darker sunglasses.

I'm An Instant Star Unisex Hoodie Product Details

• 50% cotton / 50% polyester
• Soft fleece interior
• Double-lined hood
• Front pouch pocket
• Ribbed cuffs and waistband with stretch
• Air-jet spun yarn to help reduce pilling
• Double-needle stitching for added durability
• Unisex fit that works regular, relaxed or oversized

Sizing Guide

The measurements below are the actual garment dimensions, so compare them with a hoodie you already love rather than relying only on the letter size. Choose your usual size for the intended fit, go up for a roomier or more oversized look, or size down if you prefer it closer to the body.

If you are between sizes, check our Measuring Guide before ordering. Please allow a manufacturing tolerance of approximately ½–1 inch on both length and width.

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