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Just add water, stir, and apparently fame becomes shelf-stable.
I'm An Instant Star Socks pair a colourful illustrated face with the wonderfully ridiculous claim 'I'm an instant star. Just add water & stir!' The surrounding leaves and bright portrait give the design retro showbiz-ad energy, as though charisma were a powdered product available beside instant coffee. Delusion, but packaged professionally.
These camp star-quality crew socks are for theatre kids, drag fans, performers and friends who have always regarded obscurity as a temporary clerical error. Wear them to rehearsal, karaoke, auditions or the supermarket if the produce aisle deserves celebrity presence. A funny queer gift for somebody already rehearsing the acceptance speech.
• 60% nylon, 22% cotton, 18% spandex
• Crew length
• Cushioned bottom
• Ribbed leg
Size Guide
| US MEN SHOE SIZE | US WOMEN SHOE SIZE | EU SHOE SIZE | UK SHOE SIZE | |
| M | 6-8.5 | 7-9.5 | 38-41 | 5-7.5 |
| L | 9-11.5 | 10-12.5 | 42-45 | 8-10.5 |
| XL | 12-14.5 | 13-16 | 46-49 | 11-13.5 |
