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Instant star: add water, stir, demand better lighting.
Wear it to drag night, karaoke, Pride, birthday parties, festival weekends or any event where being seen is part of the plan. The relaxed cut makes the celebrity joke feel off-duty glamorous rather than costume-like. The whole graphic argument on I'm An Instant Star is Muscle tee with "IM AN INSTANT STAR. JUST ADD WATER & STIR!" slogan, stylized face.
Instant Star is celebrity camp: fame treated like a packet mix where you add water, stir and demand a spotlight. The drag-party styling makes the joke feel properly performative rather than motivational.
The silhouette stays simple around I'm An Instant Star so the design gets the personality. On I'm An Instant Star, wide armholes add movement and a little skin while the cotton stays light.
PRODUCT DETAILS
SIZING GUIDE
Sizes are only numbers, but your muscle tee should fit adequately to grant you the comfort and confidence you deserve. That is why we made sure that we have the exact sizing numbers and details available for you.
Consider going a size up for a looser fit, or if you like a slimmer fit, take the size down. If you're still hesitant, check out our handy Measuring Guide to guarantee you have got the right size for you.
Size guide
| Size | Shirt width (in) | Shirt length (in) | Chest to fit (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 26 | 34-37 |
| M | 20 | 27 | 38-41 |
| L | 21 5/8 | 28 | 42-45 |
| XL | 23 5/8 | 29 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 25 5/8 | 30 | 50-53 |
Metric measurements
| Size | Shirt width (cm) | Shirt length (cm) | Chest to fit (cm) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 46 | 66 | 86-94 |
| M | 51 | 69 | 97-104 |
| L | 53 | 71 | 107-114 |
| XL | 58 | 74 | 117-124 |
| 2XL | 64 | 76 | 127-135 |
Size tolerance: 1/2-1 inch on both length and width.
