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If subtle was the goal, something has gone wonderfully wrong.
Visually, the design leans into I'd Rather Be Sleeping" unisex tank top with a cat-unicorn and text. It is less inspirational quote and more tiny social weapon, built for people whose clothes communicate before they do.
Throw it on for summer, the gym, Pride or a night out and let your chest begin the conversation before you have had enough coffee to do it yourself.
If you have been searching for a funny queer tank top, camp LGBTQ+ shirt or sarcastic Pride top, this design gets there without sounding like it was written by a corporation discovering Pride for the first time.
Beneath the camp is a practical warm-weather staple. Combed and ringspun cotton gives the tank a soft feel, selected colors use a lightweight tri-blend, and side-seamed construction helps the unisex shape sit cleanly whether you wear it loose, fitted or layered. The fabric stays soft while the attitude does not.
I'd RaTher Be Sleeping Unisex Tank Top Details
Each tank is made especially for you after you place your order. Producing pieces on demand rather than in bulk helps us reduce unnecessary overproduction, so thank you for choosing a more considered way to shop.
Sizing Guide
For a more relaxed fit, consider sizing up. If you prefer a closer fit, choose your usual size or size down depending on your measurements. For extra help, check our Measuring Guide before ordering.
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | BODY WIDTH (inches) | |
| XS | 26 | 16 ¼ |
| S | 27 | 18 ¼ |
| M | 28 | 20 ¼ |
| L | 29 | 22 ¼ |
| XL | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 2XL | 31 | 26 ¼ |
| BODY LENGTH (cm) | BODY WIDTH (cm) | |
| XS | 66 | 41.3 |
| S | 68.6 | 46.4 |
| M | 71.1 | 51.4 |
| L | 73.7 | 56.5 |
| XL | 76.2 | 61.6 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 66.7 |


