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I Woke Up Like This unisex tank top with hand polishing pink nails on hip; worn by a short-haired person, glitter makeup
Front view of a blue tank top reading “I WOKE UP LIKE THIS” with a nail-polish graphic
Front view of a black tank top reading “I WOKE UP LIKE THIS” above a makeup brush graphic
Front view of an off-white tank top reading “I WOKE UP LIKE THIS” with a nail-polish graphic
White tank top with pink “I WOKE UP LIKE THIS” text and nail-painting graphic
Person modeling a black tank top reading “I WOKE UP LIKE THIS” with a nail-polish graphic
Front view of a person wearing a cream tank top reading “I WOKE UP LIKE THIS”
Model wearing a white tank top reading “I WOKE UP LIKE THIS” with a makeup emoji
Front view of a person wearing a blue tank top reading “I WOKE UP LIKE THIS”
Model wearing a black tank top reading “I WOKE UP LIKE THIS” with painted nails graphic
Drag performer modeling a cream tank top reading “I WOKE UP LIKE THIS”

    I Woke Up Like This Unisex Tank Top

    $34.99 $49.99

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      Summer has been dangerously underexposed to this level of camp.

       

      Visually, the design leans into I Woke Up Like This" unisex tank top with hand polishing pink nails on hip. It is less inspirational quote and more tiny social weapon, built for people whose clothes communicate before they do.

      Throw it on for summer, the gym, Pride or a night out and let your chest begin the conversation before you have had enough coffee to do it yourself.

      It also makes a gloriously specific gift for anyone searching for a funny queer tank top, camp LGBTQ+ shirt or sarcastic Pride top, especially when the goal is something that feels like actual queer culture rather than a rainbow pasted onto generic clothing.

      Beneath the camp is a practical warm-weather staple. Combed and ringspun cotton gives the tank a soft feel, selected colors use a lightweight tri-blend, and side-seamed construction helps the unisex shape sit cleanly whether you wear it loose, fitted or layered. Easy to wear, impossible to mistake for beige.

       

      I Woke Up Like This Unisex Tank Top Details

       

      • 100% combed and ringspun cotton
      • Tri-blend colors are 50% polyester, 25% combed and ringspun cotton, and 25% rayon
      • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²)
      • Tri-blend fabric weight: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
      • 30 singles thread weight
      • Side-seamed construction
      • Unisex fit

       

      Each tank is made especially for you after you place your order. Producing pieces on demand rather than in bulk helps us reduce unnecessary overproduction, so thank you for choosing a more considered way to shop.

       

      Sizing Guide

       

      For a more relaxed fit, consider sizing up. If you prefer a closer fit, choose your usual size or size down depending on your measurements. For extra help, check our Measuring Guide before ordering.

       

        BODY LENGTH (inches) BODY WIDTH (inches)
      XS 26 16 ¼
      S 27 18 ¼
      M 28 20 ¼
      L 29 22 ¼
      XL 30 24 ¼
      2XL 31 26 ¼

       

        BODY LENGTH (cm) BODY WIDTH (cm)
      XS 66 41.3
      S 68.6 46.4
      M 71.1 51.4
      L 73.7 56.5
      XL 76.2 61.6
      2XL 78.7 66.7
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