I Miss Daddy Unisex Sweatshirt

I Miss Daddy adds an eggplant to the typography because subtle emotional yearning was clearly not the creative direction.

The block lettering and vegetable emoji turn longing into something shamelessly physical, making the design feel like a late-night text enlarged into a crewneck. Daddy can mean age-gap attraction, kink role, partner nickname or simply one dangerously specific man you should probably stop checking on Instagram. The eggplant makes sure nobody confuses the situation with Father's Day.

This funny gay Daddy sweatshirt is made for long-distance thirst, kink weekends, queer parties and cold nights when the actual Daddy is inconveniently elsewhere. Wear it with dark jeans or oversized at home for dramatic yearning. A filthy-camp gay crewneck for somebody whose feelings have become visually explicit, with the eggplant doing absolutely nothing to restore plausible innocence.

I Miss Daddy Unisex Sweatshirt Product Details

• 50% cotton / 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Classic unisex fit with no centre crease
• Soft air-jet spun yarn to help reduce pilling
• Rib-knit collar with spandex for comfortable stretch
• Double-needle stitching at the collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs and hem

Sizing Guide

The measurements below are the actual sweatshirt dimensions, so compare them with a crewneck you already love rather than relying only on the letter size. Choose your usual size for the intended classic fit, go up if you want a roomier or more oversized silhouette, or size down if you prefer it closer to the body.

If you are between sizes, check our Measuring Guide before ordering. Please allow a manufacturing tolerance of approximately ½–1 inch on both length and width.

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