I Miss Daddy Unisex Hoodie

I Miss Daddy adds an eggplant so nobody can pretend the longing is purely emotional.

The slogan and purple vegetable graphic turn queer yearning into something shamelessly physical, like the world's least subtle text message made wearable. Daddy can mean age gap, roleplay, kink, attraction or simply one very specific man you should probably stop checking on Instagram. The eggplant makes sure nobody mistakes this for a Father's Day sentiment.

This funny gay Daddy hoodie is for long-distance thirst, kink weekends, queer parties and cold nights when the actual Daddy is inconveniently elsewhere. Wear it oversized at home for dramatic yearning or over clubwear when you plan to solve the problem socially. Cosy, filthy and emotionally transparent, with the eggplant doing absolutely nothing to restore innocence.

I Miss Daddy Unisex Hoodie Product Details

• 50% cotton / 50% polyester
• Soft fleece interior
• Double-lined hood
• Front pouch pocket
• Ribbed cuffs and waistband with stretch
• Air-jet spun yarn to help reduce pilling
• Double-needle stitching for added durability
• Unisex fit that works regular, relaxed or oversized

Sizing Guide

The measurements below are the actual garment dimensions, so compare them with a hoodie you already love rather than relying only on the letter size. Choose your usual size for the intended fit, go up for a roomier or more oversized look, or size down if you prefer it closer to the body.

If you are between sizes, check our Measuring Guide before ordering. Please allow a manufacturing tolerance of approximately ½–1 inch on both length and width.

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