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The I Miss Daddy Muscle Top, a loose white tee with purple “I MISS DADDY” and an eggplant emoji
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Black muscle tank top reading “I MISS DADDY” above a purple eggplant graphic
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    I Miss Daddy Muscle Top

    $34.99 $49.99

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      I miss Daddy, and the eggplant emoji has made the situation less subtle.

      Daddy can be boyfriend language, age-play-adjacent flirtation or a queer kink role involving authority, care and negotiated power. The eggplant emoji keeps this version firmly in horny-gay-joke territory rather than family sentiment.

      I Miss Daddy gives you “I MISS DADDY” in purple above an eggplant emoji, no explanatory subtitle required.

      Beach party, gay bar, Pride, fetish weekend, circuit-adjacent event or just a date where the message is meant to be noticed. The wide armholes give this horny gay tank the right amount of side-body flirtation. On I Miss Daddy, wide armholes suit the subject matter: more shoulder, more side body, less pretending this is a demure little tank. The cotton on I Miss Daddy stays soft enough for everything after.

       

      PRODUCT DETAILS

       

      • 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
      • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
      • 32 singles
      • Wide armhole
      • Relaxed, side-seamed fit
      • Unisex. Suitable for everyone, no matter where they are on the gender spectrum.

       

      SIZING GUIDE

       

      Sizes are only numbers, but your muscle tee should fit adequately to grant you the comfort and confidence you deserve. That is why we made sure that we have the exact sizing numbers and details available for you.

      Consider going a size up for a looser fit, or if you like a slimmer fit, take the size down. If you're still hesitant, check out our handy Measuring Guide to guarantee you have got the right size for you.

      Size guide

      Size Shirt width (in) Shirt length (in) Chest to fit (in)
      S 18 26 34-37
      M 20 27 38-41
      L 21 5/8 28 42-45
      XL 23 5/8 29 46-49
      2XL 25 5/8 30 50-53

      Metric measurements

      Size Shirt width (cm) Shirt length (cm) Chest to fit (cm)
      S 46 66 86-94
      M 51 69 97-104
      L 53 71 107-114
      XL 58 74 117-124
      2XL 64 76 127-135

      Size tolerance: 1/2-1 inch on both length and width.

       

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