I Like Everyone Organic Cotton Apron

I like everyone. Not everyone gets a dinner invitation.

The I Like Everyone Organic Cotton Apron is a organic cotton kitchen apron featuring rainbow lettering. Surrounded by fresh fruit and kitchen essentials. It turns the I Like Everyone design into practical queer kitchenwear with enough personality to make the apron part of the outfit, not just protection from dinner.

Attraction across genders does not mean attraction to literally everyone. Pansexual, bisexual and other multisexual identities still include taste, chemistry and standards. Dinner invitations do too.

Queers can cook. Queers can also flirt over a chopping board, plate like it is a reveal and turn a wooden spoon into unnecessary theatre.

Wear it for Pride brunch, chosen-family dinner, baking days, date nights, house parties or the ordinary Tuesday meal that deserves a much queerer dress code.

It makes a brilliantly specific funny queer apron for the queer cook, baker, host, partner or chosen-family icon who actually understands the design. As a camp LGBTQ+ cooking gift, it feels personal rather than generic while still being practical enough for real kitchen chaos.

Under the camp is a genuinely functional 100% organic cotton apron at 7.08 oz/yd² (240 g/m²). Adjustable back straps and the roomy two-compartment front pocket keep it useful through prep, cooking, serving and the inevitable clean-up. There is no approved body for queer domesticity. Hairy, soft, muscular, flat, curvy, scarred, changing and beautifully ordinary bodies all get to host dinner and look hot doing it.

I Like Everyone Organic Cotton Apron Details

• Original Queer In The World I Like Everyone design
• 100% organic cotton
• Fabric weight: 7.08 oz/yd² (240 g/m²)
• Adjustable back straps for a comfortable fit across different body shapes
• Updated streamlined neck strap without the buckle shown in some older product photos
• Large front pocket divided into two practical compartments
• Ideal for Pride brunches, queer dinner parties, baking, barbecues and sexy-chef domestic camp
• A sharply specific funny queer apron or camp LGBTQ+ cooking gift
• Useful protection against flour, grease, sauce and overconfident whisking

Each apron is made especially for you after you place your order. Producing pieces on demand rather than in bulk helps reduce unnecessary overproduction, so thank you for choosing a more considered way to shop.

Size guide

Queers can cook. Queers can also serve cunt.