I Give Zero Fox Unisex Hoodie

I Give Zero Fox replaces the swear with woodland mischief and somehow becomes even more ridiculous.

The fox graphic turns the euphemism into a literal animal joke, giving zero concern a sly face, pointed ears and exactly the right amount of queer whimsy. It is less aggressive than the uncensored phrase and far more memorable, which makes the design perfect for somebody whose patience is gone but whose aesthetic still wants a cute creature involved.

This funny fox hoodie is for Pride weekends, park walks, festivals and anybody who has run out of fox to give before breakfast. The cosy fleece makes it excellent for throwing on when the social battery is low. A quirky LGBTQ+ gift for the friend whose boundaries now come with wildlife.

I Give Zero Fox Unisex Hoodie Product Details

• 50% cotton / 50% polyester
• Soft fleece interior
• Double-lined hood
• Front pouch pocket
• Ribbed cuffs and waistband with stretch
• Air-jet spun yarn to help reduce pilling
• Double-needle stitching for added durability
• Unisex fit that works regular, relaxed or oversized

Sizing Guide

The measurements below are the actual garment dimensions, so compare them with a hoodie you already love rather than relying only on the letter size. Choose your usual size for the intended fit, go up for a roomier or more oversized look, or size down if you prefer it closer to the body.

If you are between sizes, check our Measuring Guide before ordering. Please allow a manufacturing tolerance of approximately ½–1 inch on both length and width.

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