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I give zero fox, and this particular fox would like you to know the complaint department is closed.
There is a big difference between not caring about anything and refusing to spend your limited attention on every opinion that arrives unsolicited. This fox has made that distinction and looks extremely pleased with the administrative outcome. The pun softens the profanity without losing the attitude, which makes it ideal for people whose boundaries come with a little camp instead of a motivational quote.
Maybe somebody dislikes your outfit, relationship, gender, haircut, job, life plan or decision to leave the party early. Fascinating. They are welcome to file that information somewhere far away from your nervous system. Selective indifference is a survival skill when the world keeps trying to turn every personal choice into a public comment section.
I Give Zero Fox Sass is a small piece of visual chaos with excellent timing. It is right at home at Pride, festivals, travel days, casual weekends or the family gathering where one relative has recently become an expert on your life. Denim, boots and an expression of complete serenity are particularly effective.
It is also a great gift for the friend who has finally learned that boundaries do not require a twelve-paragraph explanation. The fox remains cute. The sass remains active. The number of fox available for distribution remains exactly zero, and management has no plans to restock.
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Sizing note
These are garment measurements. Compare them with a 3/4 sleeve raglan shirt you already like, and size up if you prefer a roomier fit.
Imperial
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 15½ | 28 |
| S | 17½ | 29 |
| M | 19½ | 30 |
| L | 21½ | 31 |
| XL | 23½ | 32 |
| 2XL | 25½ | 33 |
Metric
| Size | Width (cm) | Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 39.4 | 71.1 |
| S | 44.5 | 73.7 |
| M | 49.5 | 76.2 |
| L | 54.6 | 78.7 |
| XL | 59.7 | 81.3 |
| 2XL | 64.8 | 83.8 |
Shipping
This Queer In The World Original Design is printed to order, so please allow around 2-5 business days for production before dispatch. Making each piece only after it is ordered helps avoid overproduction and unsold inventory, and orders are fulfilled regionally where possible to reduce unnecessary travel. If your order includes other items, they may be produced separately and arrive in more than one parcel.
