I Get Drop Dead Gorgeous Unisex Tank Top

Summer has been dangerously underexposed to this level of camp.

Visually, the design leans into Unisex red pride tank top with a cartoon drag queen in long green hair and the slogan: "I don't get cute. I get drop dead gorgeous. The phrase is compact, quotable and far more memorable than anything that would survive a brand-safety meeting.

Throw it on for summer, the gym, Pride or a night out and let your chest begin the conversation before you have had enough coffee to do it yourself.

If you have been searching for a funny queer tank top, camp LGBTQ+ shirt or sarcastic Pride top, this design gets there without sounding like it was written by a corporation discovering Pride for the first time.

Underneath the personality is an easy everyday unisex tank made from soft combed and ringspun cotton, with lightweight tri-blend options depending on the color. The side-seamed construction gives it a cleaner shape, while the sleeveless cut works just as well layered for a queer night out as it does at the gym, beach or festival. Comfortable, memorable and absolutely not minding its business.

I Get Drop Dead Gorgeous Unisex Tank Top Details

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blend colors are 50% polyester, 25% combed and ringspun cotton, and 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²)
• Tri-blend fabric weight: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed construction
• Unisex fit

Each tank is made especially for you after you place your order. Producing pieces on demand rather than in bulk helps us reduce unnecessary overproduction, so thank you for choosing a more considered way to shop.

Sizing Guide

For a more relaxed fit, consider sizing up. If you prefer a closer fit, choose your usual size or size down depending on your measurements. For extra help, check our Measuring Guide before ordering.