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Hug Dealer T-Shirt, black cotton with
Front view of a black T-shirt reading “HUG DEALER” above a French bulldog in purple sunglasses.
Front-facing orange T-shirt reading “HUG DEALER” above a dog wearing purple sunglasses
Front view of a heather blue T-shirt reading “HUG DEALER” above a dog in purple sunglasses
Mint green T-shirt reading “HUG DEALER” above a bulldog in purple sunglasses
White T-shirt reading “HUG DEALER” above a French bulldog in purple sunglasses
Yellow unisex
Light blue unisex Hug Dealer T-Shirt with “HUG DEALER” slogan and French Bulldog graphic
Two people embracing; one wears white T-shirt with
Mint green unisex Hug Dealer T-Shirt with

    Hug Dealer T-Shirt

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      A Hug Dealer t-shirt with a sunglasses-wearing bulldog, for affectionate queer commerce, emotional support with a streetwear twist, and hugs that still require a yes.

      The bulldog looks like a tiny nightclub proprietor who has decided tenderness is the product of the evening. “Dealer” makes the kindness cheeky, but the real rule stays simple: ask first, respect the answer, and never treat affection as something someone owes you.

      This is funny LGBTQ pet lover clothing for the friend who carries snacks, checks in after the party, and knows a hug can be grounding when it is offered rather than imposed. The dog brings the charm. Consent handles the transaction. Wear it to a club, a Pride picnic, a chosen-family gathering, or the day you want your outfit to advertise softness with sunglasses on.

      Hugs available by mutual agreement.

      Hug Dealer works best as a statement you already mean, not a slogan that needs a sales pitch. Using the dog graphic gives the wording enough visual structure to stand on its own while keeping the message clear from a distance.

      It can suit Pride, community events, everyday queer visibility or gifting to somebody who already connects with the idea and wants clothing that says it plainly without turning the whole outfit into a costume.

       


      Product details

      • Solid colours are 100% ring-spun cotton.
      • Heather colours contain polyester.
      • 4.5 oz / 153 g/m² fabric with a classic unisex fit.
      • Pre-shrunk with taped neck and shoulders.
      • Double-needle sleeves and bottom hem.
      • Machine wash cold, inside out with like colours. Do not iron the print.

       

      Sizing note

      Measurements are taken flat and may vary by up to 1 inch. For a relaxed fit, size up. Compare the chart with a favourite tee before ordering.

      Imperial

      Size Length (in) Width (in)
      XS 27 16½
      S 28 18
      M 29 20
      L 30 22
      XL 31 24
      2XL 32 26
      3XL 33 28
      4XL 34 30
      5XL 35 32

       

      Metric

      Size Length (cm) Width (cm)
      XS 68.6 41.9
      S 71.1 45.7
      M 73.7 50.8
      L 76.2 55.9
      XL 78.7 61
      2XL 81.3 66
      3XL 83.8 71.1
      4XL 86.4 76.2
      5XL 88.9 81.3

      Shipping

      This Queer In The World Original Design is printed to order, so please allow around 2-5 business days for production before dispatch. Making each piece only after it is ordered helps avoid overproduction and unsold inventory, and orders are fulfilled regionally where possible to reduce unnecessary travel. If your order includes other items, they may be produced separately and arrive in more than one parcel.

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