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Street value is one cuddle and the supply is unlimited.
Hug Dealer Socks feature a French bulldog in purple sunglasses beneath the slogan, giving the whole concept the energy of an extremely soft criminal enterprise. The dog is what sells the joke — tiny, stylish and apparently responsible for distributing affection without a licence. Black underfoot keeps the ridiculous little king looking properly framed.
These funny dog crew socks are for queer dog dads, affectionate friends, serial huggers and anyone whose arrival at a party causes immediate physical contact. For the group's serial hugger, they land as a sweet queer gift without turning sentimental because the bulldog is too busy looking like he has contacts. Ideal for the friend who says 'come here' before you have finished saying hello.
• 60% nylon, 22% cotton, 18% spandex
• Crew length
• Cushioned bottom
• Ribbed leg
Size Guide
| US MEN SHOE SIZE | US WOMEN SHOE SIZE | EU SHOE SIZE | UK SHOE SIZE | |
| M | 6-8.5 | 7-9.5 | 38-41 | 5-7.5 |
| L | 9-11.5 | 10-12.5 | 42-45 | 8-10.5 |
| XL | 12-14.5 | 13-16 | 46-49 | 11-13.5 |
