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Smiling person wearing a navy muscle tank with “HUG DEALER” and a bulldog graphic at a neon-lit bar
Navy muscle tank top with “HUG DEALER” text and a dog in purple sunglasses
White muscle tank top with purple “HUG DEALER” text and a dog graphic
Black muscle tank top reading “HUG DEALER” above a purple-tinted bulldog graphic
White “Hug Dealer” muscle top with a dog in sunglasses, worn by a smiling person at Pride among friends and rainbow flags.
Hug Dealer Muscle Top, relaxed fit, with a dog in shades and “Hug Dealer” text. person on sandy sunset beach, waves behind
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    Hug Dealer Muscle Top

    $34.99 $49.99

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      Hug dealer: French bulldog branding, consensual affection only.

      At chest level on Hug Dealer, a navy unisex tank with a French Bulldog graphic does all the necessary work.

      A French bulldog and 'Hug Dealer' turns physical affection into cheerful contraband. For queer people who build chosen family through warmth, touch and friendship, it is cute without needing to become romantic. Soft Airlume cotton, wide armholes and a relaxed fit keep Hug Dealer easy enough to become actual wardrobe clothing rather than one-event merch. Hug Dealer should be worn, not archived.

      Queer bar, Pride, dog-friendly event, friendship weekend or anyone who is the designated affectionate one in the group.

       

      PRODUCT DETAILS

       

      • 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
      • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
      • 32 singles
      • Wide armhole
      • Relaxed, side-seamed fit
      • Unisex. Suitable for everyone, no matter where they are on the gender spectrum.

       

      SIZING GUIDE

       

      Sizes are only numbers, but your muscle tee should fit adequately to grant you the comfort and confidence you deserve. That is why we made sure that we have the exact sizing numbers and details available for you.

      Consider going a size up for a looser fit, or if you like a slimmer fit, take the size down. If you're still hesitant, check out our handy Measuring Guide to guarantee you have got the right size for you.

      Size guide

      Size Shirt width (in) Shirt length (in) Chest to fit (in)
      S 18 26 34-37
      M 20 27 38-41
      L 21 5/8 28 42-45
      XL 23 5/8 29 46-49
      2XL 25 5/8 30 50-53

      Metric measurements

      Size Shirt width (cm) Shirt length (cm) Chest to fit (cm)
      S 46 66 86-94
      M 51 69 97-104
      L 53 71 107-114
      XL 58 74 117-124
      2XL 64 76 127-135

      Size tolerance: 1/2-1 inch on both length and width.

       

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