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Hug Dealer puts a French bulldog in purple sunglasses beneath a job title that sounds mildly illicit until you realise the entire inventory is affection.
Imagine the friend who sees you across the room, opens both arms and immediately improves the evening by at least fifteen percent. Now make that friend a French bulldog in purple sunglasses. Hug Dealer is that exact level of wholesome menace.
The “dealer” joke gives it attitude, the dog removes all realistic threat and the whole thing lands somewhere between emotional support animal and nightclub promoter for affection. Of course the best hug people know how to ask first. That is what keeps the warmth from becoming grabby. You can be affectionate without treating anybody else’s body like public property.
The bulldog looks ready to distribute comfort at scale. Management would still like everyone to respect personal space.
The black, white and red raglan combinations give the dog graphic a retro casual frame for Pride, dog parks, festivals, casual weekends or social events where the wearer is genuinely delighted to see everyone. “Hug Dealer” is an easy choice for the affectionate friend, Frenchie obsessive or person who has somehow become the group’s emotional support human.
The sunglasses give the dog enough attitude to stop the whole thing becoming twee. Hugs are available. Boundaries remain operational. The dealer understands both.
Product details
Sizing note
These are garment measurements. Compare them with a 3/4 sleeve raglan shirt you already like, and size up if you prefer a roomier fit.
Imperial
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 15½ | 28 |
| S | 17½ | 29 |
| M | 19½ | 30 |
| L | 21½ | 31 |
| XL | 23½ | 32 |
| 2XL | 25½ | 33 |
Metric
| Size | Width (cm) | Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 39.4 | 71.1 |
| S | 44.5 | 73.7 |
| M | 49.5 | 76.2 |
| L | 54.6 | 78.7 |
| XL | 59.7 | 81.3 |
| 2XL | 64.8 | 83.8 |
Shipping
This Queer In The World Original Design is printed to order, so please allow around 2-5 business days for production before dispatch. Making each piece only after it is ordered helps avoid overproduction and unsold inventory, and orders are fulfilled regionally where possible to reduce unnecessary travel. If your order includes other items, they may be produced separately and arrive in more than one parcel.
