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Hot Mess Socks splash the phrase across the calf in tie-dye colour, turning personal disorganisation into a bright little brand identity. The design is for the person who has three unread messages, one missing earring, excellent hair and absolutely no idea where the receipt went. Chaos, but visually merchandised.
These funny hot-mess crew socks are for nightlife survivors, neurotic besties, queer brunch regulars and anyone whose life is simultaneously impressive and held together by screenshots. Wear them after the night before, on travel days or when punctuality has become aspirational. A brutally useful queer gift for the friend everyone loves despite the calendar evidence.
• 60% nylon, 22% cotton, 18% spandex
• Crew length
• Cushioned bottom
• Ribbed leg
Size Guide
| US MEN SHOE SIZE | US WOMEN SHOE SIZE | EU SHOE SIZE | UK SHOE SIZE | |
| M | 6-8.5 | 7-9.5 | 38-41 | 5-7.5 |
| L | 9-11.5 | 10-12.5 | 42-45 | 8-10.5 |
| XL | 12-14.5 | 13-16 | 46-49 | 11-13.5 |

