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Pair of black crew socks with white cuffs and colorful vertical “HOT MESS” lettering

    Hot Mess Socks

    $24.99

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      Hot Mess Socks splash the phrase across the calf in tie-dye colour, turning personal disorganisation into a bright little brand identity. The design is for the person who has three unread messages, one missing earring, excellent hair and absolutely no idea where the receipt went. Chaos, but visually merchandised.

      These funny hot-mess crew socks are for nightlife survivors, neurotic besties, queer brunch regulars and anyone whose life is simultaneously impressive and held together by screenshots. Wear them after the night before, on travel days or when punctuality has become aspirational. A brutally useful queer gift for the friend everyone loves despite the calendar evidence.

       

      • 60% nylon, 22% cotton, 18% spandex
      • Crew length
      • Cushioned bottom
      • Ribbed leg

       

      Size Guide

        US MEN SHOE SIZE US WOMEN SHOE SIZE EU SHOE SIZE UK SHOE SIZE
      M 6-8.5 7-9.5 38-41 5-7.5
      L 9-11.5 10-12.5 42-45 8-10.5
      XL 12-14.5 13-16 46-49 11-13.5
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