He / Him / Hole Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Pronouns up top, filthy little noun at the bottom, grammar has officially left the building.

The joke only works because pronouns matter enough to make the setup instantly familiar. He / Him / Hole starts respectfully, then swerves into gay bottom humour exactly where the possessive pronoun should have been. It is not mocking pronoun-sharing; it is using the format as a launchpad for one gloriously adult punchline. That distinction gives the design real queer intelligence.

You can care deeply about language, gender and getting people right while still making the entire table choke on their drink. Pride, queer bars, kink nights and house parties are the natural habitat for this explicit gay pronoun long sleeve. Red makes the design feel bolder, Heather Mauve adds a softer, playful backdrop, and White gives the artwork clean contrast.

Wear it under a coat for delayed impact. Queer bottom humour for people whose pronouns are clear and whose third line is nobody's business.

He / Him / Hole works as both a graphic shirt and a practical social cue. Using the graphic treatment keeps the design from feeling purely instructional, while the wording makes the pronoun message easy to understand at a glance.

It makes sense for queer events, community spaces, work or study settings where you want introductions to be easier, and ordinary days when repeating the same correction is not how you want to spend your energy.

Product details

• Solid colours are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
• Heather colours are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton / 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton / 10% polyester.
• Lightweight 4.2 oz / 142 g/m² fabric with a regular unisex fit.
• Side-seamed construction with a classic crew neck, coverstitched collar and 2 in / 5 cm ribbed cuffs.
• Machine wash cold, inside out on a gentle cycle with similar colours; tumble dry low or hang dry; do not iron directly over the print.

Sizing note

This is a regular-fit unisex long sleeve T-shirt. Width is measured flat across the chest and length from the shoulder to the hem. Compare the measurements with a long sleeve T-shirt you already like; size up if you want more room for layering.

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Shipping

This Queer In The World Original Design is printed to order, so please allow around 2-5 business days for production before dispatch. Making each piece only after it is ordered helps avoid overproduction and unsold inventory, and orders are fulfilled regionally where possible to reduce unnecessary travel. If your order includes other items, they may be produced separately and arrive in more than one parcel.