He / Him / Hole Unisex Hoodie

He / Him / Hole keeps the pronouns accurate and then catastrophically overshares on line three.

The joke uses the familiar pronoun format as a perfect setup: he, him, all very respectful and normal, then one filthy noun arrives where the possessive pronoun should have been. It is gay bottom humour through grammar, turning identity language into something shamelessly sex-positive without mocking the importance of getting actual pronouns right.

This explicit gay pronoun hoodie is for bottoms, vers guys, Pride, kink nights and anyone whose sense of humour becomes unemployable after dark. Wear it under a coat for delayed impact or over a harness when subtlety is no longer part of the plan. Warm fleece, correct pronouns, deeply incorrect workplace conversation.

He / Him / Hole Unisex Hoodie Product Details

• 50% cotton / 50% polyester
• Soft fleece interior
• Double-lined hood
• Front pouch pocket
• Ribbed cuffs and waistband with stretch
• Air-jet spun yarn to help reduce pilling
• Double-needle stitching for added durability
• Unisex fit that works regular, relaxed or oversized

Sizing Guide

The measurements below are the actual garment dimensions, so compare them with a hoodie you already love rather than relying only on the letter size. Choose your usual size for the intended fit, go up for a roomier or more oversized look, or size down if you prefer it closer to the body.

If you are between sizes, check our Measuring Guide before ordering. Please allow a manufacturing tolerance of approximately ½–1 inch on both length and width.

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