He / Him / Hole Organic Cotton Apron

He/him/hole. Doughnut or otherwise, mind your own filling.

The He / Him / Hole Organic Cotton Apron is an organic cotton kitchen apron featuring queer pride with a front pocket and adjustable neck strap. It takes the He / Him / Hole design and turns it into practical queer kitchenwear with enough personality to work before anyone has even tasted the food.

Pronouns meet dirty queer wordplay here. He/him tells you how to address him; hole tells you the joke has already left polite society. Conveniently, doughnuts also have one.

Whip, beat, bind, stuff, spread, rub, glaze. The recipe vocabulary has become extremely compromising. Consent remains the most important ingredient.

Wear it for dinner parties, Pride brunch, baking days, barbecues, date nights or the ordinary Tuesday meal that deserves more personality.

As a queer kink apron, it has the kind of specificity that makes a gift actually feel personal. It is also an excellent dirty LGBTQ+ cooking gift for Pride, birthdays, housewarmings, queer weddings or anyone building a kitchen with less beige and more attitude.

The substantial organic cotton gives you real protection from flour, grease and sauce, while adjustable back straps help you find a comfortable fit. A large divided front pocket keeps utensils, tasting spoons, your phone or emergency tongs close when the kitchen starts serving crisis. The adjustable fit works across different bodies without pretending there is one correct shape for an apron wearer. Bellies, chests, hips, softness, muscle, scars, tattoos and body hair are all entirely welcome in this kitchen.

He / Him / Hole Organic Cotton Apron Details

• Original Queer In The World He / Him / Hole design
• 100% organic cotton
• Fabric weight: 7.08 oz/yd² (240 g/m²)
• Adjustable back straps for a comfortable fit across different body shapes
• Updated streamlined neck strap without the buckle shown in some older product photos
• Large front pocket divided into two practical compartments
• Ideal for Pride brunches, queer dinner parties, baking, barbecues and everyday cooking
• A sharply specific queer kink apron or dirty LGBTQ+ cooking gift
• Useful protection against flour, grease, sauce and overconfident whisking

Each apron is made especially for you after you place your order. Producing pieces on demand rather than in bulk helps reduce unnecessary overproduction, so thank you for choosing a more considered way to shop.

Size guide

Sizing note: This is a one-size apron. Use the apron measurements below to check the fit and coverage you prefer.

Imperial Sizing Chart (inches)

Metric Sizing Chart (cm)

Now plate it like the group chat is watching.