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He / Him / Hole. Pronouns first, public service announcement second.
The beauty is how politely the joke begins. He. Him. Completely ordinary. Then “hole” arrives like somebody kicked down the final slash and ruined the staff meeting. It is horny gay humour with excellent grammar and no interest in respectability. The joke belongs to the wearer, not to every man who uses he/him pronouns, and certainly not to strangers who think a shirt is consent.
That distinction is part of what makes it work. You can be explicit about your sense of humour without giving anybody automatic access to your body, your sexual role or your evening. The black lettering keeps the filth deadpan, which is infinitely funnier than surrounding the word with neon eggplants and pretending subtlety is impossible.
It is the kind of joke that rewards anyone reading carefully enough to reach the final noun.
He / Him / Hole reads like a warning label written by somebody having far too much fun. Put it into rotation for gay bars, Pride after dark, house parties, kink-aware nights or the date where you would rather establish the tone before dessert.
It also makes a shameless gift for a friend whose pronouns and humour are already known, because surprises are less charming when intimate jokes are involved. Keep the outfit deceptively normal and let the final word do the damage. Pronouns deserve respect. The hole remains subject to entirely separate negotiations.
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Sizing note
These are garment measurements. Compare them with a 3/4 sleeve raglan shirt you already like, and size up if you prefer a roomier fit.
Imperial
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 15½ | 28 |
| S | 17½ | 29 |
| M | 19½ | 30 |
| L | 21½ | 31 |
| XL | 23½ | 32 |
| 2XL | 25½ | 33 |
Metric
| Size | Width (cm) | Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 39.4 | 71.1 |
| S | 44.5 | 73.7 |
| M | 49.5 | 76.2 |
| L | 54.6 | 78.7 |
| XL | 59.7 | 81.3 |
| 2XL | 64.8 | 83.8 |
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This Queer In The World Original Design is printed to order, so please allow around 2-5 business days for production before dispatch. Making each piece only after it is ordered helps avoid overproduction and unsold inventory, and orders are fulfilled regionally where possible to reduce unnecessary travel. If your order includes other items, they may be produced separately and arrive in more than one parcel.
