Guaranteed, I Can Blow Your Mind...Mwah! Unisex Sweatshirt

Guaranteed, I Can Blow Your Mind...Mwah! gives neon anime drama to a line that already thinks subtle flirting is a waste of everyone's evening.

The graphic has full electric-night energy — bright, anime-inspired colour, attitude and a kiss at the end of the promise like the wearer has already decided the outcome. That is what makes the design fun: it feels less like a slogan and more like a camp little performance, half seduction, half self-advertisement and entirely confident enough to be ridiculous on purpose.

This flirty queer statement sweatshirt is made for nightlife, dates, drag-adjacent wardrobes and cold city evenings when your outer layer still needs game. Pair it with black denim, metallic trousers or a sharp coat and let the neon graphic do the advance work. A premium camp crewneck for somebody whose idea of flirting begins somewhere around 'guaranteed.'

Guaranteed, I Can Blow Your Mind...Mwah! Unisex Sweatshirt Product Details

• 50% cotton / 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Classic unisex fit with no centre crease
• Soft air-jet spun yarn to help reduce pilling
• Rib-knit collar with spandex for comfortable stretch
• Double-needle stitching at the collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs and hem

Sizing Guide

The measurements below are the actual sweatshirt dimensions, so compare them with a crewneck you already love rather than relying only on the letter size. Choose your usual size for the intended classic fit, go up if you want a roomier or more oversized silhouette, or size down if you prefer it closer to the body.

If you are between sizes, check our Measuring Guide before ordering. Please allow a manufacturing tolerance of approximately ½–1 inch on both length and width.

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